If Obama wins, I’m leaving the country. If Romney wins, I’m leaving the country. This has nothing to do with politics; I just want to travel.

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If Obama wins, I’m leaving the country. If Romney wins, I’m leaving the country

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I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before.

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I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before.

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We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

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We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.

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Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.

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Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.

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The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money.

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The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your

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Remember that guy that gave up? Neither does anybody else.

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Remember that guy that gave up? Neither does anybody else.

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Lust feels like love until it's time to make a sacrifice.

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Lust feels like love until it's time to make a sacrifice.

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Lust will curdle like milk if you don't keep using it up.

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Lust will curdle like milk if you don't keep using it up.

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I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

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I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

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You can’t change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.

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You can’t change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying about the

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Ordinary people think merely of spending time. Great people think of using it.

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Ordinary people think merely of spending time. Great people think of using it

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You can’t fall if you don’t climb. But there’s no joy in living your whole life on the ground.

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You can’t fall if you don’t climb. But there’s no joy in living your whole life

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My responsibility is getting all my players playing for the name on the front of the jersey, not the one on the back.

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My responsibility is getting all my players playing for the name on the front

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Money, I can only gain or lose. But time I can only lose. So, I must spend it carefully.

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Money, I can only gain or lose. But time I can only lose. So, I must spend it

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Know your limits, but never stop trying to exceed them.

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Know your limits, but never stop trying to exceed them.

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We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.

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We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.

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A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.

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A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty

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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s

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Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. It means you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.

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Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. It means you’ve decided to look

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The grass is always greener where you water it.

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The grass is always greener where you water it.

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Just because it didn’t last forever, doesn’t mean it wasn’t worth your while.

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Just because it didn’t last forever, doesn’t mean it wasn’t worth your while.

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Happiness is acceptance.

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Happiness is acceptance.

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Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passed.

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Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant

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Happiness is not having what you want. It is appreciating what you have.

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Happiness is not having what you want. It is appreciating what you have.

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Most of us miss out on life’s big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. The World Cup. But we’re all eligible for life’s smaller prizes... A pat on the back. A kiss behind the ear. A four-pound bass. A full moon. An empty parking space. A crackling fir

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Most of us miss out on life’s big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. The

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If God made everything, then God must be Chinese?

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If God made everything, then God must be Chinese?

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I hate when I go to bed and I forget to turn my swag off.

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I hate when I go to bed and I forget to turn my swag off.

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The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.

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The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when

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Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don’t like.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the

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Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.

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Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.

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They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine was hit by a truck…

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They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine was hit by a

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I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.

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I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.

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Next time your girl wants you to take her somewhere expensive, take her to the gas station, almost 5.00/gallon.

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Next time your girl wants you to take her somewhere expensive, take her to the

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If you watch Home Alone backwards, it’s a story about two men who are helped out of traps by a young child, who then cleans them up. Then, the child’s family comes home and yells at him.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards, it’s a story about two men who are helped

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A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

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A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting

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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

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During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

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During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left

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Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.

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Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.

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Alarm Clocks: because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

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Alarm Clocks: because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

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If you are one in a million, there are six thousand people just like you.

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If you are one in a million, there are six thousand people just like you.

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Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

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Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

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A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.

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A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.

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A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.

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A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body

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Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

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Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel

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I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention.

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I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention.

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Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.

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Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.

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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up.’

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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil

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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next

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Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!

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Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!

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I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.

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I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.

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