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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.By Joan RiversSee more SEX quotes

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.By John LennonSee more

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that  happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn

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The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.

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The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.By Albert EllisSee more HAPPINESS quotes

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The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.

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My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

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My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.By Chelsea HandlerSee more

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My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

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Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, ov

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Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare

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Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, ov

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It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

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It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.By Abraham LincolnSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

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I come from a poor family, I have seen poverty. The poor need respect, and it begins with cleanliness.

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I come from a poor family, I have seen poverty. The poor need respect, and it begins with cleanliness.By Narendra ModiSee more FAMOUS PEOPLE quotes

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I come from a poor family, I have seen poverty. The poor need respect, and it begins with cleanliness.

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My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.

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My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.By Indira GandhiSee more MOTIVATION

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My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.

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You get told that the world is the way it is, but life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact; and that is that everything around you that you call life was made up by people no smarter than you. Once you learn that, you’ll never be the sam

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You get told that the world is the way it is, but life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact; and that is that everything around you that you call life was made up by people no smarter than you. Once you learn that, you’ll never be the same again.By Steve JobsSee more

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You get told that the world is the way it is, but life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact; and that is that everything around you that you call life was made up by people no smarter than you. Once you learn that, you’ll never be the sam

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You take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one to blame.

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You take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one to blame.By Erica JongSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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You take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one to blame.

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs - even though checkered by failure - than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs - even though checkered by failure - than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.By Theodore RooseveltSee more

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs - even though checkered by failure - than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

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The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before.

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The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before.By Albert EinsteinSee more TRAVEL quotes

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The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before.

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A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove…but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.

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A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove…but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.By Forest WitcraftSee more INSPIRATIONAL

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A hundred years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove…but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child.

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.By Mark TwainSee more LIFE quotes

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

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Underneath the skin, all humanity are brothers and I would gladly skin humanity alive to prove it.

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Underneath the skin, all humanity are brothers and I would gladly skin humanity alive to prove it.By Ellsworth TooheySee more RANDOM quotes

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Underneath the skin, all humanity are brothers and I would gladly skin humanity alive to prove it.

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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.By See more RANDOM quotes

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To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.

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To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.By See more RANDOM quotes

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To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.

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Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favourite.

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Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favourite.By UnknownSee more FUNNY quotes

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Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favourite.

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Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician.

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Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician.By Lucille HarperSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician.

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I'd call it love if love didn't take so many years but lust too is a jewel.

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I'd call it love if love didn't take so many years but lust too is a jewel.By ADRIENNE RICH, Necessities of LifeSee more LUST quotes

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It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.

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It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.By Mother TeresaSee more LIFE quotes

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It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.

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You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

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You can't blame gravity for falling in love.By Albert EinsteinSee more LOVE quotes

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You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

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You can't blame gravity for falling in love.By Albert EinsteinSee more LOVE quotes

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You can

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.By STEVE MARTINSee more FUNNY quotes

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

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Lust is a poor, weak, whimpering, whispering thing compared with that richness and energy of desire which will arise when lust has been killed.

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Lust is a poor, weak, whimpering, whispering thing compared with that richness and energy of desire which will arise when lust has been killed.By C.S. LewisSee more LUST quotes

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Lust is a poor, weak, whimpering, whispering thing compared with that richness and energy of desire which will arise when lust has been killed.

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.By DAVE BARRYSee more FUNNY quotes

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs - even though checkered by failure - than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs - even though checkered by failure - than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.By Theodore RooseveltSee more

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs - even though checkered by failure - than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

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Re-examine all you have been told in school or church or in any book and dismiss whatever insults your own soul.

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Re-examine all you have been told in school or church or in any book and dismiss whatever insults your own soul.By Walt WhitmanSee more FAMOUS PEOPLE quotes

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Re-examine all you have been told in school or church or in any book and dismiss whatever insults your own soul.

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Craving, not having, is the mother of a reckless giving of oneself.

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Craving, not having, is the mother of a reckless giving of oneself.By Eric HofferSee more LUST quotes

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Craving, not having, is the mother of a reckless giving of oneself.

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Education is the mother of leadership.

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Education is the mother of leadership.By Wendell WillkieSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Education is the mother of leadership.

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs - even though checkered by failure - than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs - even though checkered by failure - than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.By Theodore RooseveltSee more

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs - even though checkered by failure - than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.By John C. MaxwellSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame  and a little less than his share of the credit.

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Whether you be man or woman, you will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.” –James Lane Allen

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Whether you be man or woman, you will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.” –James Lane AllenBy See more SUCCESS quotes

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Whether you be man or woman, you will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.” –James Lane Allen

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A man's desire is for the woman, but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.

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A man's desire is for the woman, but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.By Samuel Taylor ColeridgeSee more LUST quotes

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No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

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No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.By Betty FriedanSee more SEX quotes

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No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up.’

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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up.’By UnknownSee more FUNNY quotes

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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up.’

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A competent leader can get efficient service from poor troops, while on the contrary an incapable leader can demoralize the best of troops.

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A competent leader can get efficient service from poor troops, while on the contrary an incapable leader can demoralize the best of troops.By John PershingSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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A competent leader can get efficient service from poor troops, while on the contrary an incapable leader can demoralize the best of troops.

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But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

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But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.By BIBLE, Matthew 5:28See more LUST quotes

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But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

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A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.

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A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.By Honore de BalzacSee more LOVE quotes

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A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.

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Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

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Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.By H. Jackson BrownSee more

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Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

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The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love.

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The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love.By Jean de la BruyereSee more LOVE quotes

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The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love.

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The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love.

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The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love.By Jean de la BruyereSee more LOVE quotes

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The sweetest of all sounds is that of the voice of the woman we love.

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This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock ‘n roll, and if I may say so, I’m pretty good at it.

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This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock ‘n roll, and if I may say so, I’m pretty good at it.By Jon Bon JoviSee more SEX quotes

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This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock ‘n roll, and if I may say so, I’m pretty good at it.

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It is better to have lived one day as a tiger than a thousand years as a sheep.

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It is better to have lived one day as a tiger than a thousand years as a sheep.By Tibetan sayingSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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It is better to have lived one day as a tiger than a thousand years as a sheep.

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There is lust and then there is love. They are related, but still very different things. To indulge in one requires little but honeyed speech and a change of clothes; to obtain the other, by contrast, a man must give up his rib. In return, his woman will

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There is lust and then there is love. They are related, but still very different things. To indulge in one requires little but honeyed speech and a change of clothes; to obtain the other, by contrast, a man must give up his rib. In return, his woman will undo the sin of Eve, and bring him back into Paradise.By

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There is lust and then there is love. They are related, but still very different things. To indulge in one requires little but honeyed speech and a change of clothes; to obtain the other, by contrast, a man must give up his rib. In return, his woman will

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I have learned over the years that when one’s mind is made up, this diminishes fear.

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I have learned over the years that when one’s mind is made up, this diminishes fear.By Rosa ParksSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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I have learned over the years that when one’s mind is made up, this diminishes fear.

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If you gave your inner genius as much credence as your inner critic, you would be light years ahead of where you now stand.

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If you gave your inner genius as much credence as your inner critic, you would be light years ahead of where you now stand.By Alan CohenSee more CREATIVITY quotes

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If you gave your inner genius as much credence as your inner critic, you would be light years ahead of where you now stand.

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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.By Will RogersSee more FAMOUS PEOPLE quotes

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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

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We are born of love; Love is our mother.

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We are born of love; Love is our mother.By RumiSee more LOVE quotes

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We are born of love; Love is our mother.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.By LANA TURNERSee more FUNNY quotes

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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