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I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.

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I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.

By Graucho Marx

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I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.

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Take time to work - it is the price of success Take time to think - it is the source of power Take time to play - it is the secret of perpetual youth Take time to read - it is the fountain of wisdom Take time to be friendly - it is the road to happiness T

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Take time to work - it is the price of success Take time to think - it is the source of power Take time to play - it is the secret of perpetual youth Take time to read - it is the fountain of wisdom Take time to be friendly - it is the road to happiness Take time to love and be loved - it is the nourishment of the soul Take time to share - it is too short a life to be selfish

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Take time to work - it is the price of success Take time to think - it is the source of power Take time to play - it is the secret of perpetual youth Take time to read - it is the fountain of wisdom Take time to be friendly - it is the road to happiness T

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When I despair, I remember that all through history, the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it, always.

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When I despair, I remember that all through history, the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it, always.

By Mahatma Gandhi

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When I despair, I remember that all through history, the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it, always.

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Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.

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Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.

By Benjamin Disraeli

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Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.

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Everything that can be invented has been invented.

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Everything that can be invented has been invented.

By Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

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Everything that can be invented has been invented.

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I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember

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I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember

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If you can remember the '60s, then you weren't there.

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If you can remember the '60s, then you weren't there.

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If you can remember the '60s, then you weren't there.

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If you can remember the '60s, then you weren't there.

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

By Henry Van Dyke

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Always remember you

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

By Henry Van Dyke

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

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In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking.

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In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking.

By Sir John Lubbock

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In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking.

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I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.

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I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.

By Wade Stokan

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I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.

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That's OK. I don't remember my name either.

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That's OK. I don't remember my name either.

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If ever there is a tomorrow when we're not together, there is something you must always remember: You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

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If ever there is a tomorrow when we're not together, there is something you must always remember: You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

By A. A. Milne

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Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

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Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

By Unknown

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Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

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Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock

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Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer the tasting of them too long, we shall find that both are

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Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock

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Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.

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Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.

By Alec Baldwin

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Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.

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Always remember: You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.

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Always remember: You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.

By A.A. Milne

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Always remember: You

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Remember that guy that gave up? Neither does anybody else.

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Remember that guy that gave up? Neither does anybody else.

By Unknown

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Remember that guy that gave up? Neither does anybody else.

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And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

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And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

By Confucius

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And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

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It’s how we spend our time here and now, that really matters. If you are fed up with the way you have come to interact with time, change it.

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It’s how we spend our time here and now, that really matters. If you are fed up with the way you have come to interact with time, change it.

By Marcia Wieder

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It’s how we spend our time here and now, that really matters. If you are fed up with the way you have come to interact with time, change it.

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Tell me and I’ll forget. Show me and I’ll remember. Involve me and I’ll understand.

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Tell me and I’ll forget. Show me and I’ll remember. Involve me and I’ll understand.

By Confucius

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Tell me and I’ll forget. Show me and I’ll remember. Involve me and I’ll understand.

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Every choice before you represents the universe inviting you to remember who you are and what you want.

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Every choice before you represents the universe inviting you to remember who you are and what you want.

By Alan Cohen

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Every choice before you represents the universe inviting you to remember who you are and what you want.

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Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

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Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

By Eleanor Roosevelt

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Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

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When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

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When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

By Henry Ford

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When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

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Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

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Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

By Dalai Lama

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Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

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When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.

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When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.

By Winston Churchill

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When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.

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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

By Bertrand Russell

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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

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The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

By Chinese Proverb

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The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

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Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don’t even remember leaving open.

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Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don’t even remember leaving open.

By Rose Lane

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Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don’t even remember leaving open.

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Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

By Marthe Troly-Curtin

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Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.

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Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.

By Betty Smith

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Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.

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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the

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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.

By Abraham Lincoln

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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the

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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

By Mark Twain

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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

By Mark Twain

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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

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You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.

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You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.

By Charles Buxton

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You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.

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Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.

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Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.

By Harriet Tubman 1820 - 1913

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Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.

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So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's a great balancing act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.

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So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's a great balancing act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.

By Dr. Seuss

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So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life

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If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.

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If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.

By John Wooden

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There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.

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There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.

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There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.

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You can conquer almost any fear if you will only make up your mind to do so. For remember, fear doesn’t exist anywhere except in the mind.

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You can conquer almost any fear if you will only make up your mind to do so. For remember, fear doesn’t exist anywhere except in the mind.

By Dale Carnegie

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You can conquer almost any fear if you will only make up your mind to do so. For remember, fear doesn’t exist anywhere except in the mind.

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

By Abraham Lincoln

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

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Time will take your money, but money won't buy time.

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Time will take your money, but money won't buy time.

By James Taylor

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Time will take your money, but money won

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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.

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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.

By Clifton Fadiman

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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.

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We can no more afford to spend major time on minor things than we can to spend minor time on major things.

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We can no more afford to spend major time on minor things than we can to spend minor time on major things.

By Jim Rohn

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We can no more afford to spend major time on minor things than we can to spend minor time on major things.

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What may be done at any time will be done at no time.

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What may be done at any time will be done at no time.

By Scottish Proverb

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What may be done at any time will be done at no time.

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Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.

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Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.

By M. Scott Peck

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Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time,  you will not do anything with it.

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Virtue means doing the right thing, in relation to the right person, at the right time, to the right extent, in the right manner, and for the right purpose. Thus, to give money away is quite a simple task, but for the act to be virtuous, the donor must gi

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Virtue means doing the right thing, in relation to the right person, at the right time, to the right extent, in the right manner, and for the right purpose. Thus, to give money away is quite a simple task, but for the act to be virtuous, the donor must give to the right person, for the right purpose, in the right amount, in the right manner, and at the right time.

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Virtue means doing the right thing, in relation to the right person, at the right time, to the right extent, in the right manner, and for the right purpose. Thus, to give money away is quite a simple task, but for the act to be virtuous, the donor must gi

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