Inspirational quotes

There are two rules for success... 1) Never tell everything you know.

05/15/2018

There are two rules for success... 1) Never tell everything you know.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

There are two rules for success... 1) Never tell everything you know.

n-a random

To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.

05/15/2018

To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.

n-a random

When I was born, I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half!

05/15/2018

When I was born, I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half!By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

When I was born, I was so surprised, I couldn

n-a random

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

05/15/2018

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Everybody lies, but it doesn

n-a random

The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

05/15/2018

The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

n-a random

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

05/15/2018

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

n-a random

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

05/15/2018

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

n-a random

The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused

05/15/2018

The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amusedBy See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused

n-a random

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

05/15/2018

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn

n-a random

I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.

05/15/2018

I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don

n-a random

Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.

05/15/2018

Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.

n-a random

A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again.

05/15/2018

A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again.

n-a random

95% of statistics are just made up anyway.

05/15/2018

95% of statistics are just made up anyway.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

95% of statistics are just made up anyway.

n-a random

25% of the general population believe in statistics. The other 80% don't trust them at all.

05/15/2018

25% of the general population believe in statistics. The other 80% don't trust them at all.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

25% of the general population believe in statistics. The other 80% don

n-a random

The DOPELER Effect is the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly

05/15/2018

The DOPELER Effect is the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidlyBy See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

The DOPELER Effect is the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly

n-a random

It's important to have an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.

05/15/2018

It's important to have an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

It

n-a random

You don't need an engine to go downhill.

05/15/2018

You don't need an engine to go downhill.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

You don

n-a random

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

05/15/2018

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.By George Bernard ShawSee more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

george-bernard-shaw random

What sets us apart from animals is that we're not afraid of vacuum cleaners.

05/15/2018

What sets us apart from animals is that we're not afraid of vacuum cleaners.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

What sets us apart from animals is that we

n-a random

'Veni, Vidi, Visa'. I came. I Saw. I did a little shopping.

05/15/2018

'Veni, Vidi, Visa'. I came. I Saw. I did a little shopping.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

n-a random

'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around.

05/15/2018

'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

n-a random

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

05/15/2018

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

n-a random

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

05/15/2018

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a bananaBy See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

n-a random

There's no future in time travel.

05/15/2018

There's no future in time travel.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

There

n-a random

There are three kinds of people - those who can count, and those who can't.

05/15/2018

There are three kinds of people - those who can count, and those who can't.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

There are three kinds of people - those who can count, and those who can

n-a random

There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.

05/15/2018

There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.By Indira GandhiSee more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.

indira-gandhi random

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

05/15/2018

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.By Franklin P. JonesSee more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody

franklin-p-jones random

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but that's the way to bet.

05/15/2018

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but that's the way to bet.By Damon RunyonSee more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but that

damon-runyon random

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

05/15/2018

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.By Woody AllenSee more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won

woody-allen random

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

05/15/2018

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

n-a random

The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.

05/15/2018

The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.

n-a random

The amount of sleep needed by the average person is ten minutes more.

05/15/2018

The amount of sleep needed by the average person is ten minutes more.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

The amount of sleep needed by the average person is ten minutes more.

n-a random

That's OK. I don't remember my name either.

05/15/2018

That's OK. I don't remember my name either.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

That

n-a random

Some days you are the fly, other days you are the windscreen.

05/15/2018

Some days you are the fly, other days you are the windscreen.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Some days you are the fly, other days you are the windscreen.

n-a random

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

05/15/2018

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

n-a random

Rome wasn't built in a day, it just looks like that.

05/15/2018

Rome wasn't built in a day, it just looks like that.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Rome wasn

n-a random

Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

05/15/2018

Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

n-a random

Personifiers of the world! Unite! You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!

05/15/2018

Personifiers of the world! Unite! You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Personifiers of the world! Unite! You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!

n-a random

On the other hand, I have some fingers.

05/15/2018

On the other hand, I have some fingers.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

On the other hand, I have some fingers.

n-a random

Of course, you may smoke - but please don't exhale.

05/15/2018

Of course, you may smoke - but please don't exhale.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Of course, you may smoke - but please don

n-a random

No problem is so big that you can't run away from it.

05/15/2018

No problem is so big that you can't run away from it.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

No problem is so big that you can

n-a random

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

05/15/2018

No one is listening until you make a mistake.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

n-a random

No issue is so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.

05/15/2018

No issue is so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.By Stuart HughesSee more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

No issue is so small that it can

stuart-hughes random

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

05/15/2018

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

n-a random

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

05/15/2018

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

n-a random

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

05/15/2018

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

n-a random

My supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size

05/15/2018

My supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable sizeBy See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

My supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size

n-a random

My favourite scientific theory is that the rings of Saturn are made of lost airline luggage.

05/15/2018

My favourite scientific theory is that the rings of Saturn are made of lost airline luggage.By See more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

My favourite scientific theory is that the rings of Saturn are made of lost airline luggage.

n-a random

Millions yearn for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

05/15/2018

Millions yearn for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.By Susan ErtzSee more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Millions yearn for immortality who don

susan-ertz random

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

05/15/2018

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.By John LennonSee more RANDOM quotes

VIEW MORE

Life is what happens to you while you

john-lennon random

Map | Cookies policy | Terms and conditions | Reporting Copyright Infringements | Contact us | Sponsors /literature--creative-literature--unconcerned-with-sex-is-inconceivable/page/9/

Country:US