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My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

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My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.By Chuck Palahniuk, ChokeSee more SEX quotes

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My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

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The only reason some people get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory.

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The only reason some people get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory.By See more RANDOM quotes

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The only reason some people get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory.

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Until thought is linked with purpose there is no intelligent accomplishment.

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Until thought is linked with purpose there is no intelligent accomplishment.By James AllenSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Until thought is linked with purpose there is no intelligent accomplishment.

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How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

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How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.By Will Durst, political satiristSee more SEX quotes

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How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

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A man is but of product of his thought. What he thinks he becomes.

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A man is but of product of his thought. What he thinks he becomes.By Mahatma GandhiSee more MOTIVATIONAL quotes

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A man is but of product of his thought.  What he thinks he becomes.

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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt

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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubtBy Mark TwainSee more RANDOM quotes

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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one

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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt

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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubtBy Mark TwainSee more RANDOM quotes

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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one

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Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give.

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Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give.By Eleanor RooseveltSee more HAPPINESS quotes

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Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give.

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When you follow your bliss doors will open where you would not have thought there would be doors; and where there wouldn’t be a door for anyone else.

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When you follow your bliss doors will open where you would not have thought there would be doors; and where there wouldn’t be a door for anyone else.By Joseph CampbellSee more SUCCESS quotes

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When you follow your bliss doors will open where you would not have thought there would be doors; and where there wouldn’t be a door for anyone else.

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If you start to think the problem is ‘out there,’ stop yourself. That thought is the problem.

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If you start to think the problem is ‘out there,’ stop yourself. That thought is the problem.By Stephen CoveySee more HAPPINESS & WELLBEING quotes

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If you start to think the problem is ‘out there,’ stop yourself. That thought is the problem.

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Everything that can be invented has been invented.

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Everything that can be invented has been invented.By Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.See more RANDOM quotes

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Everything that can be invented has been invented.

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In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking.

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In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking.By Sir John LubbockSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking.

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Take time to work - it is the price of success Take time to think - it is the source of power Take time to play - it is the secret of perpetual youth Take time to read - it is the fountain of wisdom Take time to be friendly - it is the road to happiness T

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Take time to work - it is the price of success Take time to think - it is the source of power Take time to play - it is the secret of perpetual youth Take time to read - it is the fountain of wisdom Take time to be friendly - it is the road to happiness Take time to love and be loved - it is the nourishment of the soul Take time to share - it is too short a life to be selfish

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Take time to work - it is the price of success Take time to think - it is the source of power Take time to play - it is the secret of perpetual youth Take time to read - it is the fountain of wisdom Take time to be friendly - it is the road to happiness T

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When you’re young, you look at most of the programs on television and think, ‘There’s a conspiracy! The networks have conspired to dumb us down!’ But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in the business to make money

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When you’re young, you look at most of the programs on television and think, ‘There’s a conspiracy! The networks have conspired to dumb us down!’ But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in the business to make money by giving people exactly what they want. That’s a far more depressing thought. Conspiracy is optimistic. You can shoot the

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When you’re young, you look at most of the programs on television and think, ‘There’s a conspiracy! The networks have conspired to dumb us down!’ But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in the business to make money

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You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.

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You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.By Charles BuxtonSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.

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A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.

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A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.By UnknownSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.By Johnny CarsonSee more SEX quotes

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

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Real obstacles don’t take you in circles. They can be overcome. Invented ones are like a maze.

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Real obstacles don’t take you in circles. They can be overcome. Invented ones are like a maze.By Barbara SherSee more MOTIVATION & LEADERSHIP quotes

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Real obstacles don’t take you in circles. They can be overcome. Invented ones are like a maze.

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There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.

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There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.By See more LIFE quotes

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There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.

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Lust feels like love until it's time to make a sacrifice.

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Lust feels like love until it's time to make a sacrifice.By UnknownSee more LUST quotes

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Lust feels like love until it

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Those who make the worse use of their time are the first to complain of its shortness.

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Those who make the worse use of their time are the first to complain of its shortness.By Jean De La BruyereSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Those who make the worse use of their time are the first to complain of its shortness.

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If you want to make good use of your time, you’ve got to know what’s most important and then give it all you’ve got.

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If you want to make good use of your time, you’ve got to know what’s most important and then give it all you’ve got.By Lee IacoccaSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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If you want to make good use of your time, you’ve got to know what’s most important and then give it all you’ve got.

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I'd call it love if love didn't take so many years but lust too is a jewel.

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I'd call it love if love didn't take so many years but lust too is a jewel.By ADRIENNE RICH, Necessities of LifeSee more LUST quotes

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Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

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Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.By Marcel ProustSee more HAPPINESS quotes

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Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

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Don’t rely on someone else for your happiness and self-worth. Only you can be responsible for that. If you can’t love and respect yourself – no one else will be able to make that happen. Accept who you are – completely; the good and the bad – and make cha

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Don’t rely on someone else for your happiness and self-worth. Only you can be responsible for that. If you can’t love and respect yourself – no one else will be able to make that happen. Accept who you are – completely; the good and the bad – and make changes as YOU see fit – not because you think someone else wants you to be different.By

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Don’t rely on someone else for your happiness and self-worth. Only you can be responsible for that. If you can’t love and respect yourself – no one else will be able to make that happen. Accept who you are – completely; the good and the bad – and make cha

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Those who make peaceful reform impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

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Those who make peaceful reform impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.By J. F. KennedySee more FAMOUS PEOPLE quotes

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Those who make peaceful reform impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

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Anything in life that we don’t accept will simply make trouble for us until we make peace with it.

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Anything in life that we don’t accept will simply make trouble for us until we make peace with it.By Shakti GawainSee more HAPPINESS & WELLBEING quotes

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Anything in life that we don’t accept will simply make trouble for us until we make peace with it.

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We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.

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We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.By Winston ChurchillSee more SUCCESS quotes

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We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.By Henry Van DykeSee more LIFE quotes

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

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We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

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We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.By Winston ChurchillSee more HAPPINESS & WELLBEING quotes

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We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.By Henry Van DykeSee more LOVE quotes

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

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I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.

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I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.By Wade StokanSee more FUNNY quotes

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I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.

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Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock

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Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer the tasting of them too long, we shall find that both are

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Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock

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It’s how we spend our time here and now, that really matters. If you are fed up with the way you have come to interact with time, change it.

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It’s how we spend our time here and now, that really matters. If you are fed up with the way you have come to interact with time, change it.By Marcia WiederSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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It’s how we spend our time here and now, that really matters. If you are fed up with the way you have come to interact with time, change it.

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Formal education will make you a living; self education will make you a fortune.

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Formal education will make you a living; self education will make you a fortune.By Jim RohnSee more FAMOUS PEOPLE quotes

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Formal education will make you a living; self education will make you a fortune.

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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.By Bertrand RussellSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

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The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.By Chinese ProverbSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.

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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.By Clifton FadimanSee more TRAVEL quotes

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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.

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Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.By Marthe Troly-CurtinSee more HAPPINESS quotes

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Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.

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Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.By Betty SmithSee more HAPPINESS & WELLBEING quotes

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Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.

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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the

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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.By Abraham LincolnSee more

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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.By Carl BardSee more SUCCESS quotes

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.By Carl BardSee more SUCCESS quotes

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.By Carl BardSee more LIFE quotes

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.By Carl BardSee more MOTIVATION & LEADERSHIP quotes

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.By Attributed to Carl BardSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

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If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.

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If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.By John WoodenSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.By Abraham LincolnSee more FAMOUS PEOPLE quotes

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

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Time will take your money, but money won't buy time.

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Time will take your money, but money won't buy time.By James TaylorSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Time will take your money, but money won

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We can no more afford to spend major time on minor things than we can to spend minor time on major things.

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We can no more afford to spend major time on minor things than we can to spend minor time on major things.By Jim RohnSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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We can no more afford to spend major time on minor things than we can to spend minor time on major things.

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