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My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

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My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.By Chelsea HandlerSee more

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My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.By John LennonSee more

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that  happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn

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Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, ov

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Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare

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Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is bliss, taste it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, ov

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You get told that the world is the way it is, but life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact; and that is that everything around you that you call life was made up by people no smarter than you. Once you learn that, you’ll never be the sam

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You get told that the world is the way it is, but life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact; and that is that everything around you that you call life was made up by people no smarter than you. Once you learn that, you’ll never be the same again.By Steve JobsSee more

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You get told that the world is the way it is, but life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact; and that is that everything around you that you call life was made up by people no smarter than you. Once you learn that, you’ll never be the sam

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.By Joan RiversSee more SEX quotes

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

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You know, we don’t grow most of the food we eat. We wear clothes other people make. We speak a language that other people developed. We use a mathematics that other people evolved... I mean, we’re constantly taking things. It’s a wonderful, ecstatic feeli

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You know, we don’t grow most of the food we eat. We wear clothes other people make. We speak a language that other people developed. We use a mathematics that other people evolved... I mean, we’re constantly taking things. It’s a wonderful, ecstatic feeling to create something that puts it back in the pool of human experience and knowledge.By

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You know, we don’t grow most of the food we eat. We wear clothes other people make. We speak a language that other people developed. We use a mathematics that other people evolved... I mean, we’re constantly taking things. It’s a wonderful, ecstatic feeli

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Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.

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Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.By Dale CarnegieSee more MOTIVATIONAL

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Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To the hopeful it is encouraging because things may be better. To the confident it is inspiring because the chal

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Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To the hopeful it is encouraging because things may be better. To the confident it is inspiring because the challenge now exists to make things better.By King Whitney Jr

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Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To the hopeful it is encouraging because things may be better. To the confident it is inspiring because the chal

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My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.

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My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.By Indira GandhiSee more MOTIVATION

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My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.

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Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life and don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. Most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly wa

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Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life and don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. Most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become.By Steve JobsSee more

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Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life and don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. Most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly wa

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The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.

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The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.By Albert EllisSee more HAPPINESS quotes

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The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.

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I am reminded how hollow the label of leadership sometimes is and how heroic followership can be.

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I am reminded how hollow the label of leadership sometimes is and how heroic followership can be.By Warren BennisSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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I am reminded how hollow the label of leadership sometimes is and how heroic followership can be.

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Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

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Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.By Steve JobsSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

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None of us can do great things. We can only do a small thing with great love every day!

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None of us can do great things. We can only do a small thing with great love every day!By Mother TeresaSee more FAMOUS PEOPLE quotes

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None of us can do great things. We can only do a small thing with great love every day!

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Feeling and longing are the motive forces behind all human endeavour and human creations.

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Feeling and longing are the motive forces behind all human endeavour and human creations.By Albert EinsteinSee more CREATIVITY quotes

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Feeling and longing are the motive forces behind all human endeavour and human creations.

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Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You’re able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.

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Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You’re able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.By Ralph MarstonSee more CREATIVITY quotes

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Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You’re able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.

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Create a set of great personal values and surround yourself with the right people that can form your support system. Have an optimistic spirit and develop a strong purpose that you completely believe in and everything you can imagine is possible, for you.

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Create a set of great personal values and surround yourself with the right people that can form your support system. Have an optimistic spirit and develop a strong purpose that you completely believe in and everything you can imagine is possible, for you.By Andrew HortonSee more

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Create a set of great personal values and surround yourself with the right people that can form your support system. Have an optimistic spirit and develop a strong purpose that you completely believe in and everything you can imagine is possible, for you.

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Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.

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Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.By AristotleSee more HAPPINESS & WELLBEING quotes

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Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.

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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart people who blow horns to break up traffic jams.

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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart people who blow horns to break up traffic jams.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart people who blow horns to break up traffic jams.

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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.By George Bernard ShawSee more LIFE quotes

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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

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How do we keep our inner fire alive? Two things, at minimum, are needed: an ability to appreciate the positives in our life - and a commitment to action.

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How do we keep our inner fire alive? Two things, at minimum, are needed: an ability to appreciate the positives in our life - and a commitment to action.By Nathaniel BrandenSee more LIFE quotes

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How do we keep our inner fire alive? Two things, at minimum, are needed: an ability to appreciate the positives in our life - and a commitment to action.

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What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.

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What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.By See more COMMUNICATION & RELATIONSHIPS quotes

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What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.

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Don’t rely on someone else for your happiness and self-worth. Only you can be responsible for that. If you can’t love and respect yourself – no one else will be able to make that happen. Accept who you are – completely; the good and the bad – and make cha

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Don’t rely on someone else for your happiness and self-worth. Only you can be responsible for that. If you can’t love and respect yourself – no one else will be able to make that happen. Accept who you are – completely; the good and the bad – and make changes as YOU see fit – not because you think someone else wants you to be different.By

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Don’t rely on someone else for your happiness and self-worth. Only you can be responsible for that. If you can’t love and respect yourself – no one else will be able to make that happen. Accept who you are – completely; the good and the bad – and make cha

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How do we keep our inner fire alive? Two things, at minimum, are needed: an ability to appreciate the positives in our life - and a commitment to action. Every day, it’s important to ask and answer these questions: ‘What’s good in my life?’ and ‘What need

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How do we keep our inner fire alive? Two things, at minimum, are needed: an ability to appreciate the positives in our life - and a commitment to action. Every day, it’s important to ask and answer these questions: ‘What’s good in my life?’ and ‘What needs to be done?’By Nathaniel BrandenSee more

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How do we keep our inner fire alive? Two things, at minimum, are needed: an ability to appreciate the positives in our life - and a commitment to action. Every day, it’s important to ask and answer these questions: ‘What’s good in my life?’ and ‘What need

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Feeling grateful or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.

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Feeling grateful or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.By Northrup ChristianeSee more FAMOUS PEOPLE quotes

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Feeling grateful or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.

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The very essence of leadership is that you have to have vision. You can’t blow an uncertain trumpet.

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The very essence of leadership is that you have to have vision. You can’t blow an uncertain trumpet.By Theodore M. HesburghSee more MOTIVATION & LEADERSHIP quotes

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The very essence of leadership is that you have to have vision. You can’t blow an uncertain trumpet.

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Nothing is overly hard if you divide it into small jobs.

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Nothing is overly hard if you divide it into small jobs.By Henry FordSee more MOTIVATIONAL quotes

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Nothing is overly hard if you divide it into small jobs.

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The very essence of leadership is that you have to have a vision. It’s got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully on every occasion. You can’t blow an uncertain trumpet.

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The very essence of leadership is that you have to have a vision. It’s got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully on every occasion. You can’t blow an uncertain trumpet.By Reverend Theodore HesburghSee more

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The very essence of leadership is that you have to have a vision. It’s got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully on every occasion. You can’t blow an uncertain trumpet.

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When we accept tough jobs as a challenge to our ability and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen.

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When we accept tough jobs as a challenge to our ability and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen.By Arland GilbertSee more MOTIVATION & LEADERSHIP quotes

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When we accept tough jobs as a challenge to our ability and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen.

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Men weary as much of not doing the things they want to do as of doing the things they do not want to do.

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Men weary as much of not doing the things they want to do as of doing the things they do not want to do.By Eric HofferSee more LIFE quotes

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Men weary as much of not doing the things they want to do as of doing the things they do not want to do.

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There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.

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There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.By See more LIFE quotes

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There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.

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Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn’t the mountain ahead that wears you out - it’s the grain of sand in your shoe.

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Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn’t the mountain ahead that wears you out - it’s the grain of sand in your shoe.By Robert ServiceSee more SUCCESS quotes

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Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn’t the mountain ahead that wears you out - it’s the grain of sand in your shoe.

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Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favourite.

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Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favourite.By UnknownSee more FUNNY quotes

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Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favourite.

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Happiness in life is not measured by the things we achieve, the places we go, or the route that we take to get there. Happiness in life is measured by the people that we share all of our experiences with.

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Happiness in life is not measured by the things we achieve, the places we go, or the route that we take to get there. Happiness in life is measured by the people that we share all of our experiences with.By Chris NeedhamSee more HAPPINESS

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Happiness in life is not measured by the things we achieve, the places we go, or the route that we take to get there. Happiness in life is measured by the people that we share all of our experiences with.

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It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.

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It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.By Mother TeresaSee more LIFE quotes

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It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.By STEVE MARTINSee more FUNNY quotes

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.By DAVE BARRYSee more FUNNY quotes

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

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Re-examine all you have been told in school or church or in any book and dismiss whatever insults your own soul.

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Re-examine all you have been told in school or church or in any book and dismiss whatever insults your own soul.By Walt WhitmanSee more FAMOUS PEOPLE quotes

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Re-examine all you have been told in school or church or in any book and dismiss whatever insults your own soul.

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Craving, not having, is the mother of a reckless giving of oneself.

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Craving, not having, is the mother of a reckless giving of oneself.By Eric HofferSee more LUST quotes

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Craving, not having, is the mother of a reckless giving of oneself.

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Education is the mother of leadership.

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Education is the mother of leadership.By Wendell WillkieSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Education is the mother of leadership.

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If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool.

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If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool.By UnknownSee more FUNNY quotes

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If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool.

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Life is mostly froth and bubble. Two things stand like stone: kindness in another’s trouble, courage in our own.

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Life is mostly froth and bubble. Two things stand like stone: kindness in another’s trouble, courage in our own.By Adam GordonSee more SUCCESS quotes

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Life is mostly froth and bubble. Two things stand like stone: kindness in another’s trouble, courage in our own.

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Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.

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Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.By Kevin KruseSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Life isn’t about getting and having,  it’s about giving and being.

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Life isn’t measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.

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Life isn’t measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.By See more HAPPINESS & WELLBEING quotes

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Life isn’t measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.

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Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

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Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.By H. Jackson BrownSee more

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Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

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When you’re young, you look at most of the programs on television and think, ‘There’s a conspiracy! The networks have conspired to dumb us down!’ But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in the business to make money

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When you’re young, you look at most of the programs on television and think, ‘There’s a conspiracy! The networks have conspired to dumb us down!’ But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in the business to make money by giving people exactly what they want. That’s a far more depressing thought. Conspiracy is optimistic. You can shoot the

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When you’re young, you look at most of the programs on television and think, ‘There’s a conspiracy! The networks have conspired to dumb us down!’ But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in the business to make money

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Jealousy sees things always with magnifying glasses which make little things large, of dwarfs giants, of suspicions truths.

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Jealousy sees things always with magnifying glasses which make little things large, of dwarfs giants, of suspicions truths.By Miguel de CervantesSee more EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE quotes

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Jealousy sees things always with magnifying glasses which make little things large, of dwarfs giants, of suspicions truths.

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Nothing truly valuable arises from ambition or from a mere sense of duty; it stems rather from love and devotion towards men and towards objective things.

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Nothing truly valuable arises from ambition or from a mere sense of duty; it stems rather from love and devotion towards men and towards objective things.By Albert EinsteinSee more LIFE quotes

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Nothing truly valuable arises from ambition or from a mere sense of duty; it stems rather from love and devotion towards men and towards objective things.

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Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better to take things as they come along with patience and equanimity.

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Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better to take things as they come along with patience and equanimity.By Carl JungSee more HAPPINESS

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Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better to take things as they come along with patience and equanimity.

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs - even though checkered by failure - than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs - even though checkered by failure - than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.By Theodore RooseveltSee more

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs - even though checkered by failure - than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

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