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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.By Les DawsonSee more SEX quotes

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

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Take time to work - it is the price of success Take time to think - it is the source of power Take time to play - it is the secret of perpetual youth Take time to read - it is the fountain of wisdom Take time to be friendly - it is the road to happiness T

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Take time to work - it is the price of success Take time to think - it is the source of power Take time to play - it is the secret of perpetual youth Take time to read - it is the fountain of wisdom Take time to be friendly - it is the road to happiness Take time to love and be loved - it is the nourishment of the soul Take time to share - it is too short a life to be selfish

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Take time to work - it is the price of success Take time to think - it is the source of power Take time to play - it is the secret of perpetual youth Take time to read - it is the fountain of wisdom Take time to be friendly - it is the road to happiness T

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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart people who blow horns to break up traffic jams.

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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart people who blow horns to break up traffic jams.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart people who blow horns to break up traffic jams.

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.By SOCRATESSee more FUNNY quotes

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

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Happiness is a how; not a what. A talent, not an object.

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Happiness is a how; not a what. A talent, not an object.By Herman HesseSee more HAPPINESS quotes

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Happiness is a how; not a what. A talent, not an object.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.By LANA TURNERSee more FUNNY quotes

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Our capacity to draw happiness from aesthetic objects or material goods in fact seems critically dependent on our first satisfying a more important range of emotional or psychological needs, among them the need for understanding, for love, expression and

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Our capacity to draw happiness from aesthetic objects or material goods in fact seems critically dependent on our first satisfying a more important range of emotional or psychological needs, among them the need for understanding, for love, expression and respect.By Alain De BottonSee more

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Our capacity to draw happiness from aesthetic objects or material goods in fact seems critically dependent on our first satisfying a more important range of emotional or psychological needs, among them the need for understanding, for love, expression and

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The delights of lust terminate in languishment and dejection; the object thou burnest for nauseates with satiety, and no sooner hadst thou possessed it, but thou wert weary of its presence.

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The delights of lust terminate in languishment and dejection; the object thou burnest for nauseates with satiety, and no sooner hadst thou possessed it, but thou wert weary of its presence.By R. DODSLEY, attributed, Day's CollaconSee more

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The delights of lust terminate in languishment and dejection; the object thou burnest for nauseates with satiety, and no sooner hadst thou possessed it, but thou wert weary of its presence.

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People are distracted by objects of desire, and afterwards repent of the lust they've indulged, because they have indulged with a phantom and are left even farther from Reality than before. Your desire for the illusory is a wing, by means of which a seeke

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People are distracted by objects of desire, and afterwards repent of the lust they've indulged, because they have indulged with a phantom and are left even farther from Reality than before. Your desire for the illusory is a wing, by means of which a seeker might ascend to Reality. When you have indulged a lust, your wing drops off; you become lame and that fantasy flees. Preserve

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People are distracted by objects of desire, and afterwards repent of the lust they

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The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one’s own country as a foreign land.

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The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one’s own country as a foreign land.By G.K. ChestertonSee more TRAVEL quotes

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The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one’s own country as a foreign land.

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.By Henry Van DykeSee more LIFE quotes

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.By Henry Van DykeSee more LOVE quotes

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.

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In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking.

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In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking.By Sir John LubbockSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking.

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I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.

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I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.By Wade StokanSee more FUNNY quotes

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I now know I’m psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of time.

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Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock

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Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer the tasting of them too long, we shall find that both are

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Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock

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It’s how we spend our time here and now, that really matters. If you are fed up with the way you have come to interact with time, change it.

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It’s how we spend our time here and now, that really matters. If you are fed up with the way you have come to interact with time, change it.By Marcia WiederSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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It’s how we spend our time here and now, that really matters. If you are fed up with the way you have come to interact with time, change it.

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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.By Bertrand RussellSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

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The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.By Chinese ProverbSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

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Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.By Marthe Troly-CurtinSee more HAPPINESS quotes

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Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

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Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.

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Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.By Betty SmithSee more HAPPINESS & WELLBEING quotes

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Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.

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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the

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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.By Abraham LincolnSee more

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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the

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You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.

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You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.By Charles BuxtonSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.

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If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.

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If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it over.By John WoodenSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.

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There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.By See more LIFE quotes

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There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.By Abraham LincolnSee more FAMOUS PEOPLE quotes

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

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Time will take your money, but money won't buy time.

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Time will take your money, but money won't buy time.By James TaylorSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Time will take your money, but money won

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We can no more afford to spend major time on minor things than we can to spend minor time on major things.

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We can no more afford to spend major time on minor things than we can to spend minor time on major things.By Jim RohnSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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We can no more afford to spend major time on minor things than we can to spend minor time on major things.

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What may be done at any time will be done at no time.

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What may be done at any time will be done at no time.By Scottish ProverbSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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What may be done at any time will be done at no time.

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Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.

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Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.By M. Scott PeckSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time,  you will not do anything with it.

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Virtue means doing the right thing, in relation to the right person, at the right time, to the right extent, in the right manner, and for the right purpose. Thus, to give money away is quite a simple task, but for the act to be virtuous, the donor must gi

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Virtue means doing the right thing, in relation to the right person, at the right time, to the right extent, in the right manner, and for the right purpose. Thus, to give money away is quite a simple task, but for the act to be virtuous, the donor must give to the right person, for the right purpose, in the right amount, in the right manner, and at the right time.By

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Virtue means doing the right thing, in relation to the right person, at the right time, to the right extent, in the right manner, and for the right purpose. Thus, to give money away is quite a simple task, but for the act to be virtuous, the donor must gi

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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.

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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.

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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

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The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

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The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was.By See more RANDOM quotes

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The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

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There's no future in time travel.

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There's no future in time travel.By See more RANDOM quotes

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I'm having a deja vu experience, just like last time.

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I'm having a deja vu experience, just like last time.By See more RANDOM quotes

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'Of course,' said my grandfather, pulling a gun from his belt as he stepped from the Time Machine, 'There's no paradox if I shoot YOU'.

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'Of course,' said my grandfather, pulling a gun from his belt as he stepped from the Time Machine, 'There's no paradox if I shoot YOU'.By See more RANDOM quotes

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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.By See more RANDOM quotes

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I went to a restaurant that serves

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Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

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Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

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Imagine if every thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them in the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining!

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Imagine if every thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them in the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining!By See more RANDOM quotes

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Imagine if every thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them in the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining!

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In your dreams, anything is possible. It's time to wake up and start dreaming.

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In your dreams, anything is possible. It's time to wake up and start dreaming.By Doe ZantamataSee more MOTIVATIONAL quotes

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In your dreams, anything is possible. It

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Next time your girl wants you to take her somewhere expensive, take her to the gas station, almost 5.00/gallon.

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Next time your girl wants you to take her somewhere expensive, take her to the gas station, almost 5.00/gallon.By UnknownSee more FUNNY quotes

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Next time your girl wants you to take her somewhere expensive, take her to the gas station, almost 5.00/gallon.

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The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.

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The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.By Leo KennedySee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.

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Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.

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Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.By RodinSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.

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I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.

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I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.By Graucho MarxSee more SEX quotes

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I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.

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Time is the wisest counselor of all.

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Time is the wisest counselor of all.By PericlesSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Time is the wisest counselor of all.

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He who knows most grieves most for wasted time.

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He who knows most grieves most for wasted time.By DanteSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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He who knows most grieves most for wasted time.

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Lost time is never found again.

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Lost time is never found again.By ProverbSee more INSPIRATIONAL quotes

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Lost time is never found again.

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My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.

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My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.By UnknownSee more FUNNY quotes

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My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.

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It's time to break out of your shell and show the world who you really are and what you're really made of! Live your dreams!

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It's time to break out of your shell and show the world who you really are and what you're really made of! Live your dreams!By Doe ZantamataSee more MOTIVATIONAL quotes

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Lust feels like love until it's time to make a sacrifice.

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Lust feels like love until it's time to make a sacrifice.By UnknownSee more LUST quotes

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Lust feels like love until it

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