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Sex is an emotion in motion.

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Sex is an emotion in motion.By Mae WestSee more SEX quotes

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Sex is an emotion in motion.

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Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.

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Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.By Charlotte BronteSee more SEX quotes

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Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.

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It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.

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It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.By Jarod KintzSee more SEX quotes

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It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.

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Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

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Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.By Woody AllenSee more SEX quotes

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Is sex dirty? Only when it

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Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

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Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.By Charles BukowskiSee more SEX quotes

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Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

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No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

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No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.By Betty FriedanSee more SEX quotes

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No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

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sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love

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sex is the consolation you have when you can't have loveBy Gabriel Garcia MarquezSee more SEX quotes

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sex is the consolation you have when you can

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Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

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Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.By Hunter S. ThompsonSee more SEX quotes

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Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.By George CarlinSee more SEX quotes

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.By Woody AllenSee more SEX quotes

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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.By Frank ZappaSee more SEX quotes

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

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We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

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We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.By Marilyn MonroeSee more SEX quotes

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We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good handBy Mae WestSee more SEX quotes

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.By George CarlinSee more SEX quotes

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.

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I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.By Britney SpearsSee more SEX quotes

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I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.

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Maybe our generation is more about sex, but it feels like romance is dying out.

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Maybe our generation is more about sex, but it feels like romance is dying out.By Orlando BloomSee more SEX quotes

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Maybe our generation is more about sex, but it feels like romance is dying out.

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Sex is hardly ever just about sex.

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Sex is hardly ever just about sex.By Shirley MacLaineSee more SEX quotes

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Sex is hardly ever just about sex.

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There’s no religion but sex and music.

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There’s no religion but sex and music.By StingSee more SEX quotes

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There’s no religion but sex and music.

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This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock ‘n roll, and if I may say so, I’m pretty good at it.

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This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock ‘n roll, and if I may say so, I’m pretty good at it.By Jon Bon JoviSee more SEX quotes

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This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock ‘n roll, and if I may say so, I’m pretty good at it.

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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.By Jackie KennedySee more SEX quotes

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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

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Kissing – and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing – is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.

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Kissing – and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing – is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.By Drew BarrymoreSee more SEX quotes

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Kissing – and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing – is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.

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I need sex for a clear complexion, but I’d rather do it for love.

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I need sex for a clear complexion, but I’d rather do it for love.By Joan CrawfordSee more SEX quotes

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I need sex for a clear complexion, but I’d rather do it for love.

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Literature – creative literature – unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable.

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Literature – creative literature – unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable.By Gertrude SteinSee more SEX quotes

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Literature – creative literature – unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable.

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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.By Zsa Zsa GabourSee more SEX quotes

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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.By Cary GrantSee more SEX quotes

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.

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I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it.

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I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it.By Dusty SpringfieldSee more SEX quotes

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I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it.

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You can’t have rock and roll without drugs, you can’t have rock and roll without sex.

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You can’t have rock and roll without drugs, you can’t have rock and roll without sex.By Rick JamesSee more SEX quotes

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You can’t have rock and roll without drugs, you can’t have rock and roll without sex.

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Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

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Sex is like money; only too much is enough.By John Updike, novelistSee more SEX quotes

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Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.By John WatersSee more SEX quotes

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

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Sex is the best high. It’s better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

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Sex is the best high. It’s better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.By Bai LingSee more SEX quotes

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Sex is the best high. It’s better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

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Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.

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Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.By Hugh HefnerSee more SEX quotes

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Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.

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Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvellous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.

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Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvellous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.By Jimmy DeanSee more SEX quotes

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Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvellous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.

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Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.

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Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.By Alec BaldwinSee more SEX quotes

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Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.

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I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they’re seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that’s fine for me. I’m not saying I don’t like it. But I don’t think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. Because

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I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they’re seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that’s fine for me. I’m not saying I don’t like it. But I don’t think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. Because they have to have some innocence; there’s just no innocence left.By

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I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they’re seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that’s fine for me. I’m not saying I don’t like it. But I don’t think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. Because

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I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

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I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.By Angelina JolieSee more SEX quotes

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I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.By Robert A. Heinlein, writerSee more SEX quotes

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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.By Joan RiversSee more SEX quotes

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.By Johnny CarsonSee more SEX quotes

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.By Billy CrystalSee more SEX quotes

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

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You can’t talk about fucking in America, people say you’re dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that’s cool.

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You can’t talk about fucking in America, people say you’re dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that’s cool.By Richard PryorSee more SEX quotes

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You can’t talk about fucking in America, people say you’re dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that’s cool.

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I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.

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I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.By Jeanette WinterstonSee more SEX quotes

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I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.

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Sex is great until you die, but it’s never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.

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Sex is great until you die, but it’s never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.By David DuchovnySee more SEX quotes

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Sex is great until you die, but it’s never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.

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The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.

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The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.By Alfred Kinsey, biologistSee more SEX quotes

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The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.By Les DawsonSee more SEX quotes

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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

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I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.

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I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.By Graucho MarxSee more SEX quotes

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I remember the first time I had sex — I kept the receipt.

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Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

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Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.By Marilyn MonroeSee more SEX quotes

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Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

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How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

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How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.By Will Durst, political satiristSee more SEX quotes

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How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.By George BurnsSee more SEX quotes

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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.By George Bernard ShawSee more SEX quotes

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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.By Lily TomlinSee more SEX quotes

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

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My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

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My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.By Chelsea HandlerSee more

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My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

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Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

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Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.By Deepak ChopraSee more SEX quotes

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Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.By Steve MartinSee more SEX quotes

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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

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But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.

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But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.By Gabriel Garcia Marquez,

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But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.

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My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

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My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.By Chuck Palahniuk, ChokeSee more SEX quotes

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My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

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I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

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I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!By Russell BrandSee more SEX quotes

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I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.By Barbara BushSee more SEX quotes

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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.By Woody AllenSee more SEX quotes

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.

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It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.By Jarod Kintz, $3.33See more SEX quotes

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It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.By Frank ZappaSee more SEX quotes

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

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