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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

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Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length.

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Hangover: The wrath of grapes.

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Hangover: The wrath of grapes.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you can sell him some tackle

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Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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Free jazz is so called because no-one would ever buy it.

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Free jazz is so called because no-one would ever buy it.

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Experience is something you get just after you need it.

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Experience is something you get just after you need it.

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Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

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Everyone is someone else

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Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don

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Entertainment is just talking louder than the audience.

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Entertainment is just talking louder than the audience.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

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Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

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Don't personify computers - we don't like it.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'good doggie' while looking for a bigger stick.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying

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Did you know the word gullible is not in the dictionary?

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Did you know the word gullible is not in the dictionary?

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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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Caution: do not look into laser with remaining eye.

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Caution: do not look into laser with remaining eye.

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Breaking the law of gravity isn't painful it's getting caught that hurts.

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Boomerangs are coming back, Ski slopes are going downhill, but Exit signs are on the way out.

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Boomerangs are coming back, Ski slopes are going downhill, but Exit signs are on the way out.

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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

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Be nice to your kids. They

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you

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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

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Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Always remember you

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Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.

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Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.By Edward R. MurrowSee more RANDOM quotes

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All my life I wanted to be someone. I guess I should have been more specific.

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All my life I wanted to be someone. I guess I should have been more specific.

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All men can fly, but sadly, only in one direction - down.

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All men can fly, but sadly, only in one direction - down.

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.By Spike Milligan.See more RANDOM quotes

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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A sine curve goes off to infinity, or at least to the end of the blackboard.

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A sine curve goes off to infinity, or at least to the end of the blackboard.

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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

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A signature always reveals a man

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A sentence is something you should never put a preposition at the end of.

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A sentence is something you should never put a preposition at the end of.

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A neat desk is the sign of a sick mind.

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A neat desk is the sign of a sick mind.

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A neat desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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A neat desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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Always try to make other people happy, even if you have to leave them alone to do it

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.By George Bernard ShawSee more RANDOM quotes

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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A dog is a dog unless he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.

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A dog is a dog unless he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.

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A device that will cut your fuel bills in half - scissors

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A device that will cut your fuel bills in half - scissors

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A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

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A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

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A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg

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A chicken is an egg

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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.By Doug LarsonSee more RANDOM quotes

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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.By Mark TwainSee more RANDOM quotes

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? You decide.

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? You decide.

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3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

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3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

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The fact that someone says something doesn’t mean it’s true. Doesn’t mean they’re lying, but it doesn’t mean it’s true.

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The fact that someone says something doesn’t mean it’s true. Doesn’t mean they’re lying, but it doesn’t mean it’s true.By Carl SaganSee more PARENTING & EDUCATION quotes

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The fact that someone says something doesn’t mean it’s true. Doesn’t mean they’re lying, but it doesn’t mean it’s true.

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Comfort is found among those who agree with you; growth among those who don’t.

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Comfort is found among those who agree with you; growth among those who don’t.

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It takes more courage to alter an opinion than to stick with it.

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It takes more courage to alter an opinion than to stick with it.

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The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more often likely to be foolish than sensible...

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The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more often likely to be foolish than sensible...By Bertrand RussellSee more

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The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more often likely to be foolish than sensible...

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Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer injury to our self-esteem. That is why young children, before they are aware of their self-importance, learn so easily; and why older people, especially if vain or arrogant, cannot learn a

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Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer injury to our self-esteem. That is why young children, before they are aware of their self-importance, learn so easily; and why older people, especially if vain or arrogant, cannot learn at all.By Thomas SzaszSee more

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Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer injury to our self-esteem. That is why young children, before they are aware of their self-importance, learn so easily; and why older people, especially if vain or arrogant, cannot learn a

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Our vision is more obstructed by what we think we know than by our lack of knowledge.

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Our vision is more obstructed by what we think we know than by our lack of knowledge.By Kristen StendahlSee more PARENTING & EDUCATION quotes

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Our vision is more obstructed by what we think we know than by our lack of knowledge.

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.By Albert EinsteinSee more PARENTING & EDUCATION quotes

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.By Bertrand RussellSee more PARENTING & EDUCATION quotes

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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

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In their freedom, birds make expanding circles in the sky. How do they learn to be free? They fall—and by falling are given wings to fly.

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In their freedom, birds make expanding circles in the sky. How do they learn to be free? They fall—and by falling are given wings to fly.By RumiSee more PARENTING & EDUCATION quotes

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In their freedom, birds make expanding circles in the sky. How do they learn to be free? They fall—and by falling are given wings to fly.

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An educated mind is useless without a focussed will and dangerous without a loving heart.

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An educated mind is useless without a focussed will and dangerous without a loving heart.By Winfried DeijmannSee more PARENTING & EDUCATION quotes

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An educated mind is useless without a focussed will and dangerous without a loving heart.

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