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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.By Mae WestSee more SEX quotes

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.By Oscar WildeSee more SEX quotes

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

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I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

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I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.By Woody AllenSee more SEX quotes

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I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful

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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Mondays, I go Fridays.

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Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.

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Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.By Lord KelvinSee more RANDOM quotes

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Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.

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We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

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We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.By Decca Recording Co.See more RANDOM quotes

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Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?

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Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?By H.M. Warner, Warner BrothersSee more RANDOM quotes

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Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?

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Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

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Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.By Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at ToulouseSee more RANDOM quotes

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The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.

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The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.By Sir John Eric Erickson, British surgeonSee more RANDOM quotes

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The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.

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Everything that can be invented has been invented.

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Everything that can be invented has been invented.By Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.See more RANDOM quotes

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Everything that can be invented has been invented.

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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.By See more RANDOM quotes

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This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.

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This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.By See more RANDOM quotes

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If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

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If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.

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Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

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Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

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What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential?

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What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential?By See more RANDOM quotes

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What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential?

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It isn't pollution that's harming the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it

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It isn't pollution that's harming the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing itBy Dan Quayle, Former US Vice PresidentSee more RANDOM quotes

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No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.

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No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.By See more RANDOM quotes

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No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.

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The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.

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The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.

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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.

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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country

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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the countryBy Mayor Marion Barry, Washington DCSee more RANDOM quotes

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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country

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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead.

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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead.By Voltaire.See more RANDOM quotes

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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead.

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There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand the binary number system and those who do not

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There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand the binary number system and those who do notBy See more RANDOM quotes

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There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand the binary number system and those who do not

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happyBy Benjamin FranklinSee more RANDOM quotes

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.By Groucho Marx.See more RANDOM quotes

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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.By Stephen KingSee more RANDOM quotes

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There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.

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There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.By ShakespeareSee more RANDOM quotes

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There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.

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Underneath the skin, all humanity are brothers and I would gladly skin humanity alive to prove it.

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Underneath the skin, all humanity are brothers and I would gladly skin humanity alive to prove it.By Ellsworth TooheySee more RANDOM quotes

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Underneath the skin, all humanity are brothers and I would gladly skin humanity alive to prove it.

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Never give up, never give up, never, never, never give up!

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Never give up, never give up, never, never, never give up!By Winston ChurchillSee more RANDOM quotes

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Never give up, never give up, never, never, never give up!

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It is best to mince one's words very finely, it makes them much easier to eat afterwards.

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It is best to mince one's words very finely, it makes them much easier to eat afterwards.By Oscar WildeSee more RANDOM quotes

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Never preceed anything more complex than a Frisbee throw with, 'Hey boss, watch this!

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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt

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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubtBy Mark TwainSee more RANDOM quotes

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Only newspaper editors and people with tapeworms should ever refer to themselves as, 'we'

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Only newspaper editors and people with tapeworms should ever refer to themselves as, 'we'By Mark TwainSee more RANDOM quotes

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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.By Bertrand RussellSee more RANDOM quotes

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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

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For business reasons, I must maintain the outward signs of sanity.

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For business reasons, I must maintain the outward signs of sanity.By Mark TwainSee more RANDOM quotes

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For business reasons, I must maintain the outward signs of sanity.

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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same?

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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same?By See more RANDOM quotes

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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same?

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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.By See more RANDOM quotes

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties.

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties.By See more RANDOM quotes

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties.

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If it boils and is watched, it can't be a pot.

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If it boils and is watched, it can't be a pot.By See more RANDOM quotes

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The second best policy is dishonesty

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The second best policy is dishonestyBy See more RANDOM quotes

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The second best policy is dishonesty

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I can't make predictions and I never will

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I can't make predictions and I never willBy See more RANDOM quotes

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There is no surer way to ruin a good discussion than to contaminate it with facts.

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There is no surer way to ruin a good discussion than to contaminate it with facts.By See more RANDOM quotes

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If you can remember the '60s, then you weren't there.

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If you can remember the '60s, then you weren't there.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Practice makes perfect.

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Practice makes perfect.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Practice makes perfect.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.By See more RANDOM quotes

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When all else fails, read the instructions.

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When all else fails, read the instructions.By See more RANDOM quotes

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When all else fails, read the instructions.

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It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way.

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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge...others just gargle.

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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge...others just gargle.

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A witty saying proves nothing.

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A witty saying proves nothing.By VoltaireSee more RANDOM quotes

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A witty saying proves nothing.

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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.By Thomas Alva EdisonSee more RANDOM quotes

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.By Napoleon BonaparteSee more RANDOM quotes

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

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The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.By Salvador DaliSee more RANDOM quotes

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.By See more RANDOM quotes

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It is best to mince one's words very finely, it makes them much easier to eat afterwards.

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It is best to mince one's words very finely, it makes them much easier to eat afterwards.By Oscar WildeSee more RANDOM quotes

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Never preceed anything more complex than a Frisbee throw with, 'Hey boss, watch this!

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