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It is the nature of emergencies to be inconvenient.

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It is the nature of emergencies to be inconvenient.By Terri WeinerSee more RANDOM quotes

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It is the nature of emergencies to be inconvenient.

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Compromise is the art of dividing a cake so everyone believes he got the biggest piece.

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Compromise is the art of dividing a cake so everyone believes he got the biggest piece.By Ludwig ErhardSee more RANDOM quotes

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Compromise is the art of dividing a cake so everyone believes he got the biggest piece.

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The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

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The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.By Isaac AsimovSee more RANDOM quotes

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The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

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People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.

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People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.

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I'm not stupid. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

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Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say, and 2) not saying it.

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Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say, and 2) not saying it.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say, and 2) not saying it.

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I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

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I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.By Groucho MarxSee more RANDOM quotes

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I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

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All that is necessary for the forces of evil to take root in the world is for enough good men to do nothing.

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All that is necessary for the forces of evil to take root in the world is for enough good men to do nothing.By Edmund BurkeSee more RANDOM quotes

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All that is necessary for the forces of evil to take root in the world is for enough good men to do nothing.

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Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then go and do it anyway.

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Always listen to experts. They

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Anything free is worth the price.

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Anything free is worth the price.

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You can have peace, or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.

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You can have peace, or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.By See more RANDOM quotes

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You can have peace, or you can have freedom. Don

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I used to know everything, till everything changed.

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I used to know everything, till everything changed.By Sgt Phil GirvanSee more RANDOM quotes

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I used to know everything, till everything changed.

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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.By Albert EinsteinSee more RANDOM quotes

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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

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If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

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If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Never explain -- your Friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

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Never explain -- your Friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

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We have the finest politicians that money can buy.

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We have the finest politicians that money can buy.

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Democracy is the worst possible form of government, except for all the others.

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Democracy is the worst possible form of government, except for all the others.

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When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

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When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

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Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those that find it.

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Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those that find it.By Andre GideSee more RANDOM quotes

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Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those that find it.

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My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

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My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.By See more RANDOM quotes

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My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

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I avoid clichés like the plague.

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I avoid clichés like the plague.By See more RANDOM quotes

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I avoid clichés like the plague.

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All sweeping generalisations are wrong.

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All sweeping generalisations are wrong.By See more RANDOM quotes

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All sweeping generalisations are wrong.

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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart people who blow horns to break up traffic jams.

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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart people who blow horns to break up traffic jams.By See more RANDOM quotes

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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart people who blow horns to break up traffic jams.

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For every problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

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For every problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

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Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.

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Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.By See more RANDOM quotes

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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.By August StrindbergSee more RANDOM quotes

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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven

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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.

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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.By Quentin CrispSee more RANDOM quotes

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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It

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There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know absolutely nothing about.

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There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know absolutely nothing about.

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Computers are useless. They can only give answers.

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Computers are useless. They can only give answers.

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Male zebras have white stripes, female zebras have black stripes.

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Male zebras have white stripes, female zebras have black stripes.

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Half of the people in the world are below average.

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Half of the people in the world are below average.

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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.By William JamesSee more RANDOM quotes

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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

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It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.

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It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.By H. L. MenckenSee more RANDOM quotes

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It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.

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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

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Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.

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Just because something doesn

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand

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The only reason some people get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory.

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The only reason some people get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory.

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I have given up anarchy. Too many rules - hating the government and all that stuff.

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I have given up anarchy. Too many rules - hating the government and all that stuff.By G.H. HillSee more RANDOM quotes

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I have given up anarchy. Too many rules - hating the government and all that stuff.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.By Will RogersSee more RANDOM quotes

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Even if you

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Courage is the art of being the only one that knows you're scared to death.

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Courage is the art of being the only one that knows you're scared to death.By Earl WilsonSee more RANDOM quotes

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Courage is the art of being the only one that knows you

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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 5.5 billion to one.

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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 5.5 billion to one.

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There are two rules for success... 1) Never tell everything you know.

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There are two rules for success... 1) Never tell everything you know.

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To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.

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To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.

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When I was born, I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half!

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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

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Everybody lies, but it doesn

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The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

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The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

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The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused

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The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused

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I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

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I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.

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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.

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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.

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A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again.

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A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again.By See more RANDOM quotes

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A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again.

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95% of statistics are just made up anyway.

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95% of statistics are just made up anyway.

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25% of the general population believe in statistics. The other 80% don't trust them at all.

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The DOPELER Effect is the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly

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The DOPELER Effect is the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly

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It's important to have an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.

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You don't need an engine to go downhill.

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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.By George Bernard ShawSee more RANDOM quotes

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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

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